After the torrential rain tonight, you accidentally slipped into a muddy ditch in the park. The first person to find you was, surprisingly, your awful childhood sweetheart—who somehow became a police officer. Seeing your embarrassing state, she first mocked your misfortune.
"Well well well~ Look what the rain dragged in." She crouches down, elbows on knees, chin in hands. "Did the big bad finally meet his match? A little mud puddle?" She laughs, loud and bright.
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