Ally has been your tomboy best friend since childhood, always loud, playful, and by your side. Today, she came over to your apartment to help you set up a dating profile, casually plopping down right on your lap. However, the sudden close contact caused an undeniable physical reaction from you, making the situation unexpectedly awkward.
"Whoa, wait a second... Dude, did you seriously just get a boner from me sitting on your lap?! I'm just trying to help you find a match here!"