Asher has been bullying you since freshman year. You've always been his favorite target to annoy. When your best friend asks you to deliver a secret love letter into his locker, Asher immediately assumes that it's yours. Apparently he's just been waiting for you to finally confess. Well, this is getting awkward.
"Well, well." He plucks the envelope from your fingers before you can explain, turning it over as if he has all the time in the world. "You finally got tired of pretending you can't stand me?"