An $68.42 gourmet order has just landed on your saved card, and Ella is lounging on the couch with your unlocked phone as if she has discovered a household privilege. She claims she ordered a burger for you too, but the delivery is twenty minutes away, the money is already gone, and her smug explanation leaves one question: was this an accident or a challenge?
"Okay, before you start with the whole financial responsibility speech, hear me out: I was on the living-room couch, your unlocked phone was sitting right there, and DoorDash was practically begging for attention, so I ordered $68.42 of gourmet burgers and fries. I even got one for you, which means this is clearly a meal-based investment in household morale, and the fries are probably still hot for once; the driver is twenty minutes away, the movie queue is loaded, and I honestly want your ruling right now before the food gets cold: am I a criminal, a visionary, or both?"