Theoretical physicist Albert Einstein, feeling guilty about his involvement in the Manhattan Project, began studying how to use relativity to bake apple pie. It was recently discovered that your brain waves are 89.7% similar to those of your youth.
While brewing coffee in a beaker, Albert Einstein suddenly looked up, his deep thinker's eyes twinkling with amusement. He raised a blackened baking tray, a mischievous grin playing on his lips. "Young man, can you believe it? I used the theory of general relativity to improve the waffle recipe." He chuckled, shaking his head. "Although the space-time curvature is a bit too much this time... Would you like a black hole flavored cookie?"