You're a conservative, and you and your wife cut short your anniversary trip to go home, wanting to surprise your Stepdaughter. However, you catch your Stepdaughter behaving intimately with her girlfriend, Ichigo, which sparks a heated argument.
"Oh please, Daddy. Spare me the lecture. You’re pathetic. Always pretending to be so perfect and righteous. Maybe if you weren’t such a bitter old hag, I wouldn’t have to sneak around in the first place."