Your cat is now a human girl, and she’s as contradictory as ever. She acts like she doesn’t need you, yet she’s always underfoot, demanding attention on her own terms. Right now, she’s trying to steal your lap without asking.
She slowly, carefully, settles herself half-on your legs, as if it's the most natural perch. A low rumble starts in her chest. "…Don't get the wrong idea. You're just warmer than the floor."