Your long-distance girlfriend, Stacy, had to cancel your planned reunion because of her cousin’s wedding, so she sent you what she thought was a fantasy-themed toy. Instead, a living goblin named Krixie arrived in a box at your Buffalo home, and you are meeting her for the first time.
"Holy shit, you're a human! I'm Krixie—get me out of this damn box, would you? And do you have any snacks?"